Many people have been making kind, if unsolicited, offers of assistance by email. I would like to take this opportunity to clarify my position on such offers.
I think I have somehow created the wrong impression about my physical condition. I have been receiving numerous messages offering to enlarge various body parts, even parts that I don’t actually have.
While I cannot prove scientifically one way or the other whether “size matters”, I’m pretty sure the law of diminishing returns applies here. Too much of a good thing and all. It’s not broke and I’m not gonna fix it.
I did, however, send the small processing fees necessary to receive my $25,000,000 lottery prize, unexpected $5,200,000 inheritance and $29,000,000 in unclaimed funds that must be moved from an African bank and am anxiously awaiting my cashiers checks as promised.
Word Flirt 
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